UWT News and Announcements

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University of West Terrier grants leave of absence to Noreen

The President and Governors of the University of West Terrier and the faculty of the University of West Terrier Department of Human Studies are pleased to announce that they have granted a leave of absence to Noreen, adjunct professor, Department of Human Studies, for the period of one semester.

The purpose of said leave is to allow Noreen the opportunity to promote her book. The leave of absence will begin September 15, 2014. Noreen will resume her duties at the University on January 12, 2015.

Questions regarding this announcement may be directed to: enquiries@uwt-edu.com

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UWT School of Medicine, Park Hospital join together to open first Extinction Anxiety Clinic

The President and Governors of the University of West Terrier, the Head of the University of West Terrier School of Medicine and the Board of Directors of The Park Hospital for the Afflicted and Infirm are pleased to announce the opening of The Park’s first Extinction Anxiety Clinic.

The Extinction Anxiety Clinic (EAC), a joint venture between the two institutions, is a first of its kind in The Park. The Clinic’s mission is to diagnose and treat the symptoms of extinction anxiety in all species of Animals and to educate the public with regard to the effects of extinction anxiety on the health and well-being of Animals.

The University of West Terrier School of Medicine, in conjunction with The Park Hospital for the Afflicted and Infirm, has appointed as Head of the Extinction Anxiety Clinic renowned psychoanalyst Dr. Berthilidis Strix. Working alongside Dr. Strix will be Drs. Gudrun L. Gibbon and Elinore E. Owl, as well as other faculty members of  the University of West Terrier’s School of Medicine. Patients at the Clinic will also be treated by members of The Park Hospital’s distinguished staff of doctors, nurses, and community support workers.

The EAC will be housed inside the University of West Terrier. The Clinic is scheduled to open in January 2013.

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The University of West Terrier announces new faculty appointment

The President and the Governors of the University of West Terrier are pleased to announce the appointment of Noreen as Adjunct Professor in the newly-established Department of Human Studies.

Noreen brings with her many fine qualities and a wealth of experience that will benefit UWT students. For over a decade, Noreen has served as The Park’s unofficial expert on Human behaviour, penning an advice column for The Mammalian Daily. She will be a great asset to the department and to our student body. We are extremely happy that she accepted our invitation and we are honoured to have her on staff.

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The President and Governors of the University of West Terrier are pleased to announce the following important change in the University’s admissions policy:

As of the academic year 2012-2013, the University of West Terrier will move from a system of undergraduate admission requirements to a system of academic maintenance requirements.

In keeping with the University’s policy of equal opportunity and inclusion, we believe this change in policy will allow University faculty to recognize and value more fully the differences among the species. We look forward to welcoming able students of all species and languages and to benefitting from their experience and ways of life.